Special edition, Feb 13, 2006

SNOW MAKES NEW YORKERS RUN WILD



MAD SCIENTIST LOOSES HER MARBLES COMPLETELY.
ACTUALLY TAKES HOLIDAY OFF TO ENJOY SNOW!!!



Susanne S., a bugologist from the American Museum of Natural History,
took Lincoln's birthday off to go to Central Park. She refused to sort
the bugs she recently collected in South Africa and instead went to the park,
where she furiously snapped pictures of the snow and innocent passersby.
The museum's president is currently contemplating measures to bring
the renegade researcher back to attending her duties.

SOCCER MOM RUNS WILD



Doris P., a homemaker from the Upper West Side, suddenly started yelling and
snatched her son's saucer-like sled before flying down the slope in a mad dash.





CHINESE WEDDING PARTY GOES CRAZY



Shortly after the wedding, a Chinese bride changed her mind and convinced
her bridesmaids to attempt an assassination of the groom with snowballs.
The best man lived up to his title and turned out to be best man at
throwing snow balls, aided by the first bridesmaid who switched sides:





In the meantime, other New Yorkers were also going crazy,
attacking any moving target:






And an ambisexual snowman (or snow woman?) exposed
himself (herself?) in the park in broad daylight:




Let's hope that the snow will be gone soon, so that Gotham City can return to business as usual!














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